Yea, last weekend purchased my second L. On the way home I found myself in East Eygpt, Florida at dusk. I had a tire blowout on the rear. No biggie. I pull over and look behind the seat to get the jack. Hmm no console back here????(my last L was an '02) No worries, open the owners manual to find out oh, its under the seat... Look under the seat no f'ing jack. A few choice words fly out. Pick up my phone and call USAA my insurance company for Road side Asst. Guy shows up throws a jack under the L. Then says, hey I need the spare tire hoist key. More explatives fly. No f'ing key. So at this point its completely dark. I have him take me to Wally world. Home of the greatest tool rental on the planet.
I purchase a jack, lug wrench, hacksaw and some vice grips, oh and a yoga mat to lay on.
Walk out to the parking lot jack up the truck and proceed to cut the hoist. Not so much, with crap tools and no room to work. About this time a good person stop as he sees me swearing everything in the book.
He and I spend the next hour 1/16th of a turn at a time lowering the spare enough to get it loose from the hoist.
Spare goes on and I make an eternal friend. Thanks ensues and I hit the road 3 1/2 hours later.
I get on the web once a home to find out the f'ing damn lock pops out with a screwdriver. My wife loses it as I am swearing so bad a sailor would blush.
I walk outside and pop the f'ing lock out of the hoist and throw it and break out the swearing to no end.
I return to the Wally world tool rental to return the tools and get my deposit back. Thanks, Walmart for superior service in Florida...
Lessons learned...
1. Always look for the jack
2. Always insure that the lug wrench is there
3. Internet access is great, iPhones included
4. You don't need the spare tire lock key, just a pair of vice grips and a screwdriver
5. Locks are to keep honest people honest!
6. Buy beer in Florida, GA doesn't sell on Sunday(God Squad)
7. Lightning's do nice healthy burnouts on the Long Trail factory spare
8. Make sure your spare always has good air pressure
9. The Lightning looks like PWT with spare on, so beware of the looks you will get on the road.
10. Walmart is good for something other than the Walmartians emails...
$200 spent @ Walmart on God knows what. $10.99 for a 12 pack of Bud Light. Vice grips, screwdriver and duct tape...priceless!!!
No wonder my wife thinks I'm a lunatic.