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I live my life a quarter pounder at a time, for those 500 calories or more.... I’m free.
I need FRIIIIIEESSSS! Two of them. The big ones. And Harry, I need them by tonight.
Amateurs don’t super size, I’ve seen the way you eat! You got a big mouth, you’ll blow yourself to pieces.
What’s the retail on one of those? More than you can afford pal, 5 star beef burger.
You’re lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didn’t blow a seam on your nugget box.
Whoa, there she is, 2 pounds of pure Mickey d's beef. My dad ate it in 9 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What’s your time? I haven’t tasted her yet, she scares the crap outta me.
My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, and the big ones.
So what are you eating? Oh you gonna make me look under the bun to find out.
Its not how you stand by your burger, it’s how you eat your burger.
You almost had me? Almost had me? You NEVER had me. You never had your burger... granny biting, not double chomping like you should!
Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the onion rings you fried.
Don’t do it, I’ll bet you he’s got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun...
Check it out, it’s like this, if I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if I win, I take the burger and I take the toy.
 

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Whoa, there she is, 2 pounds of pure Mickey d's beef. My dad ate it in 9 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What’s your time? I haven’t tasted her yet, she scares the crap outta me.


ok that one was funny!!!
 

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so much to do so little cash
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now everytime i see that movie im going to hear those words instead
 

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:laughing25:laughing25:laughing25

now everytime i see that movie im going to hear those words instead
Hahaha thts wat im thinking


Sent from my far away secret island
 

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Florida>Texas
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lol nice
 

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Now im hungry and want to watch f&f!
 

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Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius!
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I'm not a newbie, and I've never seen this one. Kind of gross, think there's a damn good reason I haven't eaten any fast food for several years. This reminds me why! GROSS!
 

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No newbie here either... also never saw fast & furious so, the parody doesn't mean anything to me..


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